Tuesday, May 30, 2006

I'm not really a blogger

I read all these other blogs, and I see that I suck. I can't even be bothered to link to my friends on the side bar. You see, that would require me editing my template, and last time I tried that, I fucked it all up. So, instead, everyone just has to know that I love them, even though I'm a lazy slacker who can't be bothered to code in links.

Additionaly, I've noticed how my infrequent updates and lack of anything of interest to say are quite boring compared to others. And while I shouldn't compare myself to others (or so "they" say), I do. And I wonder what they think. Even though "they" say it shouldn't matter what others think. But I do. And you know what, reading other blogs makes me realize that, while I shouldn't care what others think, they do think. And they think a lot. And they judge. If you read a many blogs, you will start to think everyone is angry and bitter, and those that aren't just think they are better than others. But I know they aren't like that really. Its just an outlet to small frustrations in life. But anyway, I digress. The point is, I'm too laid back to blog about annoying people. I won't blog about work frustrations. And I'm not a creative writer. Back to the point, I'm not a real blogger. I just continue to post exciting happenings in my life, without much else. Oh well, I have readers. Some might even be regulars. And they rock!

So instead of a random story or vent, I will update you on the amusement I get from my referals. You see the counter down at the bottom? Well, it tells me how ya'll got here. And, through it, I have come to realize how many people hate their hair. And how these people see to think that typing "I HATE MY HAIR" into google will magically reveal solutions. I get 3 or 4 referals a week from that search term.

I suppose its possible that one of my loyal readers uses that as the only way to find my page. But dude (or dudette), I'd like to introduce you to the bookmark fuction.

Also, I must do something about this google search. I show up on page 2. That is bad. Very bad.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG, that is about the funniest thing I have read in a long time. I think I say that often, but you are on page two of a google search that contains the words "monkey balls". rotflmao Seriously, I think I snorted.

I have come to find out that a lot of people find my blog by typing in "fetal pig dissection". Uh. Yuck.

So obviously we all have our less than ideal ways to be found.

10:40 PM  
Blogger Gypsy said...

I don't know what blogs you're reading, but they're not all judgemental angry vents, are they? Find some happy blogs! Or at least amusing ones ;)

I'm glad you updated because I click here every dang-diddly day.

Also? Monkey balls? That's just too funny.

1:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BB says - VERY funny about the monkey balls. And I love your blog - I check it regularly. Keeps us connected.

8:03 AM  

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